NASA Confirms Luka Dončić’s Logo 3s Violate the Laws of Physics
DALLAS, TX – In a shocking scientific revelation, NASA has officially confirmed that Luka Dončić’s deep three-pointers defy the fundamental laws of physics. The space agency released a statement earlier today admitting that their top researchers have been “completely baffled” by the Mavericks star’s ability to hit high-arcing shots from distances that should, by all known calculations, be impossible.
“We ran the numbers multiple times,” said Dr. Stephen Caldwell, NASA’s leading astrophysicist. “There is simply no logical explanation for how Luka’s shots from 40 feet out continue to go in with such regularity. We initially thought it was just ‘Luka Magic,’ but at this point, we might need to redefine gravity itself.”
The NBA has also taken notice, with Commissioner Adam Silver reportedly considering whether Dončić’s deep-range exploits should be classified as “supernatural interference.”
“If we find out he’s bending space-time to get these shots off, we might need to implement a rule change,” Silver said. “It’s getting ridiculous.”
Meanwhile, opposing defenders have expressed their frustration, with Golden State’s Draymond Green speaking out. “Man, I contested one of those shots so hard I thought I was gonna block it, and then next thing I know, the ball curved mid-air like it had GPS tracking,” Green said. “At this point, I’m just gonna start praying.”
In an effort to better understand the phenomenon, NASA has invited Dončić to their research center for further analysis. However, sources say Luka declined the invitation, stating: “I don’t know, man, I just shoot it.”
With no scientific answers in sight, the NBA community is left with only one conclusion: Luka Dončić is not from this planet. 🚀🏀.
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