“YOU ARE THE WORST COACH I EVER MET” Hubert Hurkacz……….

That year, our HC had essentially farmed out offensive coordinator duties to our QB’s meddling parents, who were

very well connected politically and pretty much ran the whole program for him. Our QB’s cousin was our “star” WR

who couldn’t catch a cold. These two were our fastest players, yet they were the non-2 way players we had because they refused to play defense

Well, at halftime, we were down by 3 TDs, largely because our QB had 3 turnovers in the first half and couldn’t hit water from a boat, when the QB’s dad (who was official statkeeper) busted into the locker room and started ranting

and pointing fingers and throwing gatorade around while our HC and assistants just walked out without saying a word.